Happy New Year, babies!!! Some lists are better left unexplained, so we’ll just say this: 2024, you were what you were. But 2025? Buckle in. A new era hates to see us coming. Long live pearls, cash, horses, hard copy magazines, long division, and bald guys. We’ll see you in 2025…
Ins:
Leaving voicemails
Soups and stews
Law school
Horses
Pearls
Power tools
Maintaining a relationship with my cobbler and tailor
Platform shoes
Sweet and sugary coffee bevs
Messiness
Cash
Pink (always in)
Being private on Spotify
Bald guys
Ketchup and mayonnaise in small white cups
Grape flavor
Selfies !!!
Tropical flowers
Shoes that don’t match your outfit
Chat gpt
Monotone
High body count hair
Going to the movies
Mezcal
A library card
Peeled mango
Costume jewelry
Celebrity memoirs
Movie musicals
Holding a DSLR or Pentax
Polarized sunglasses
Super skinny French fries and steak frites
Long division
Hard copy magazines
Ballet
Specific, poignant dreams
Small music live bands
Boxes in your closet of physical things - papers notes etc.
Upstate New York in early May
Detachment
Hoops
Yorkville bistros
The word “addicted”
Dainty jewelry, but lots of it (minus rings)
Heathers
Biological sisters
Matching socks to your outfit
Dachshunds
Horses
Hardwood floors and old fashioned pools
Unicorns
Unhinged therapy
Serafina’s chicken paillard
Outs:
Black coffee
Checking in
Apple Pay
Costar
Baggy pants
Messenger bags
The east coast !!!!!!!!!!!!! in the summer
Playing devil’s advocate
Being early to class
Adidas
Startups
Phone wallets
Heartless curls
Earnesty
Being a teenager
Bleached eyebrows
Embroidery
Being very tall
Expensive curated vintage stores
Ubers and Lyfts
Silence
No makeup makeup
Suits with no ties
The concept of de-bloating
TikTok manifestation trends
Wellness trends
Contour
The desert
“Male” “artists” or “bankers”
Sinus infections
Music festivals
Needing at least 8 hours of sleep
“Let’s get lunch sometime”
Chunky necklaces
Having a schedule
They’re, their, there
Matchas that taste bad
“Going out in Brooklyn”
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